Ant McPartlin was granted a divorce from his wife this week. I shouldn’t really be arsed. It’s not my business. I don’t know them. They don’t know me. Why should this even appear on my radar? I’ve written about relationships and marriage a few times. I’ve written about how I often wonder if marriage is [...]
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Ant McPartlin was granted a divorce from his wife this week. I shouldn’t really be arsed. It’s not my business. I don’t know them. They don’t know me. Why should this even appear on my radar? I’ve written about relationships and marriage a few times. I’ve written about how I often wonder if marriage is [...]
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Well, this feels a bit weird. I think this is the longest I’ve gone without writing since I first set up my blog way back in 2015. I even had to reset my password. Why has it been so long? I don’t hear you cry. I’m lazy. And sometimes I just don’t see the point. [...]
St Moriz Darker Than Dark 1 Hour Fast ...
Anyone who knows me knows my obsessions in life are my Vape, Tom Hardy and fake tan. If I had to rank the aforementioned obsessions then the fake tan would probably take top spot. The thought of going more than a day or two without a orange golden hue makes me more than a little [...]
Three Years of...
June 10th 2015. It was a Wednesday. I remember it well. I had not long turned 29 (I actually thought that age was old, I’m a massive twat). I also had one of my “fuck its”. A ‘fuck it’ is when I mentally say to myself ‘fuck it’, funnily enough. This could be about the [...]
British Soap Awards – A LIVE B...
“Why are you writing about the British Soap Awards? You only watch Emmerdale and Coronation Street”. WRONG MOTHER. I also watch Hollyoaks too, actually. So, have some of that. I love a good award ceremony, much to the despair of he indoors (he’s out tonight, at his own awards ceremony. Think Sports Personality of the [...]
June’s Jour...
Oh hello June. As if we’re nearly half way through 2018, already? As if we’ll be talking about Christmas and seeing all the festive paraphernalia in the shops in a few short weeks (bloody weird bunch us Brits ain’t we?) I hope 2018 has been treating you well thus far. Me? Well, it’s brought its [...]