One of these days, I’m not sure when and I’m not sure what it’ll be, I will do a review of a product that doesn’t involve fake tan. Promise. Open to suggestions, in fact??!!! I got very, VERY excited on the weekend. More excited than usual. And I am a very excitable person. I was [...]
St. Moriz Advanced Pro Formula Self Tan Remover 20...
One of these days, I’m not sure when and I’m not sure what it’ll be, I will do a review of a product that doesn’t involve fake tan. Promise. Open to suggestions, in fact??!!! I got very, VERY excited on the weekend. More excited than usual. And I am a very excitable person. I was [...]
Five ye...
December is an important month for me. Lots has happened in the last month of the year. I met my other half. Got engaged on Christmas Eve (present cop out or what?) and lastly, the most important life event of all, I became a Mum in December. December 3rd to be precise. Should’ve been December [...]
Wa...
Ant McPartlin was granted a divorce from his wife this week. I shouldn’t really be arsed. It’s not my business. I don’t know them. They don’t know me. Why should this even appear on my radar? I’ve written about relationships and marriage a few times. I’ve written about how I often wonder if marriage is [...]
M...
Well, this feels a bit weird. I think this is the longest I’ve gone without writing since I first set up my blog way back in 2015. I even had to reset my password. Why has it been so long? I don’t hear you cry. I’m lazy. And sometimes I just don’t see the point. [...]
St Moriz Darker Than Dark 1 Hour Fast ...
Anyone who knows me knows my obsessions in life are my Vape, Tom Hardy and fake tan. If I had to rank the aforementioned obsessions then the fake tan would probably take top spot. The thought of going more than a day or two without a orange golden hue makes me more than a little [...]
Three Years of...
June 10th 2015. It was a Wednesday. I remember it well. I had not long turned 29 (I actually thought that age was old, I’m a massive twat). I also had one of my “fuck its”. A ‘fuck it’ is when I mentally say to myself ‘fuck it’, funnily enough. This could be about the [...]